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dalikrab day

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June 22, 2010
The suggester notes: "dalikrab day by ~cisternachyli is a snippet of freedom and insanity. It left me wondering what anyone else would do for this day without rules, without limitations, and when left to do as they wished. Who else would put a mustache on their hindquarters?"
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a holiday for nothing.
celebrate it yesterday if you want to
and make tomorrow its 50th anniversary.

wear a mustache
on your hind quarters
and speak only in sexual gestures.
have a translator present.

every dalikrab day
needs what every other
dalikrab day was missing.
to make this easy on you
i will tell you that every
dalikrab day so far has
been missing everything.

light incense made from cow manure
and filter your water with the
leftovers.

put that in your pipe that is not a pipe and smoke it.

draw from imagery that has nothing
to do with you.  like nudity.

leave the house for once but remain
under the same umbrella.

praise our leaders with signs of support:
"i have a mustache on my bottom!"
"you and i have a lot in common!"
"may i eat your dog too?"
"life has not been the same since i saw your sex tape!"
please celebrate dalikrab day [link] however you see fit.

thanks to :iconmetathesiomania: for enlightening me about this holiday.
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elephantshoe13's avatar
thanks for enlightening me about Delikrab day. <3